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HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND 1.0

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INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman
writes to the IT Technical
support...
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct
slowdown in the overall system
performance,
particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications, which
operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many
other valuable programs,such as
Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, and
then installed
undesirable programs such as
NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and Football
4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,
and House
cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have tried
running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.
What can I do? Signed,
_______________ ____________
REPLY:
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
is an
Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating
system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulove
dme.html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and
do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update. If
that application works as
designed,
Husband1.0 should then
automatically run theapplications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of
the above
application can cause Husband
1.0 to default
to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please
note that
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
that will
download the Snoring Loudly
Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT in
any
circumstances install Mother-In-
Law 1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background
that will
eventually seize control of all
your system
resources.)
In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and
will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a
great program,
but it does have limited memory
and cannot
learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying
additional
software to improve memory
and
performance. We recommend:
Cooking
3.0,showing of luv 7.0, humble
8.0 and Good
Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam! Technical
Support.
 

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