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Start Your Day With A Laugh-The vote of thanks from a Newly Married Man


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During a wedding reception; the
groom was called upon to give
his vote of thanks to his guests
and here his is speech:
1. I want to first of all thank the
Lord Almighty for creating my
wife and to also thank the pastor
and his wife for lending us their
wedding rings.
2.Special appreciation to my
landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss
for approving the loan I used for
the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of
friends for the appeal fund they
raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife,
thank you for lending us your
wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake
designer for the cake. I promised
to return it tomorrow morning as
agreed without cutting or eating
out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends
who brought food from their
homes to help me feed you all.
Please for those who were served
food good luck and for Those
who didn't get any, well we will
make it up to you during our
child dedication (hopefully next
8.Very big thanks to my parents
for bringing the village cultural
band to supply the music as well
as entertain us all here, today.
9.Not forgetting the church
marriage committee, thank you
for persuading my wife to marry
10. Appreciation to the married
men in the church for rushing me
into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out,
thanks a lot for teaching my wife
how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for
sweeping and decorating this
venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my
teenage friends for helping with
the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants
for contributing money for the
15. Well, I wish you all safe
journey and I pray you don't
experience what I suffered for
this wedding.